` christinee ♥ ;

if you’re a bird , ill be your sky.
if you’re a fish , ill be the ocean.
as long as you live , ill be your air.
ill be the reason you live , ill be the reason you smile.
cause thats what i want to do.

messege from christine : i cbf posting a blog today

so i’ll tell you what happened today
-thinks- even tho i need to study physics

well first she got to skool and attempted to study which obviously failed ofcourse so i just annoyed her by saying its so easy tsktsk
-thinks- it srsly is

she went into my test with my bloody calculator and came back out with my bloody calculator graffitied all over the place.
-thinks- its got a whale and turtle on it

mehs i dun care then we had lunch she scabbe and scabbed and scabbed and got this tacos sauce all over her jumper and skirt
-thinks- what a pig

she said that it was her period
-thinks- how horny and disgusting

then i went to my chem test which was not that hard and she went to do ICAS
-thinks- ICAS is so stupid

and apparently she didnt read any of the long paragraph questions and guessed
-thinks- how lazy

she finished an hour before my test ended and waited in the library for me
-thinks- she should do that everyday

i went library and studied while she attempted but got nothing done
-thinks- tsktsk

we went on the 3.10 bus and met toni
and all these black pplz went on our bus and one started annoying us
well mostly annoyed toni
so i told him to stop and yehs
-thinks- he is sucha fag

and when christine and toni got off me and bbc guys decided to gang up and made him pissed. ( he threw his pink love heart ring onto the ground out of rage LOLO L)  poor him
-thinks- arent i so awsome

and thats her life
i swear her life is only interesting coz im in it
she has psych study now and is failing
-thinks- as usual

and yehs i hav physics to do also so bye
-thinks- tsktsk made me waste my study time doing ur post u shud be happy

sometime life takes turn for the worst ;
&everything goes wrong.
but if we hold on , have faith in ourselves ,
we can turn it around -
you just have to believe.

slept at like 2am yesterday , or i should say this morning. woke up at fucking seven &now here i am. dont feel like eating either , no appetite. gonna just spend my whole bladdy day studying. i really feel like going out today , just forget about everything &have fun. -sigh- thank you to those few for waht yous did for me last night , iloveyous so so so so much. -blows kisses- i feel better already , i have emotional problems. should go to a mental hospital. =\ mm ill blog later , if anything else happens. bye bitches.

so its 457pm now. done nothing but studying math +psych , fuck bio. ill do that some other time. (: skyping shon atm , i swear hes sucha horny kid. ohoho. been talking to nelson about psych &his business for like the past hour. hes so fucking funny. -chucks nelson into a pool of snakes- i feel really tired already , didnt get much sleep at all last night. my fingers really hurt &theyre like freezing. exam block starts tomorrow , goodluck everyone. -suicides-

love you ,
more than you could ever imagine.

spent me whole night just reading koizora , slept at like twelve something. cried at like even the smallest bits in the book , i swear its sucha fucking sweet story. ( L ) mm yesterday was shit , today was shit , my life is shit. ohoho chink school made me feel better but. :]

rainrainrain. weather sucked in the morning. fucking poured on my way to chink. didnt make me feel any better , worse actually. usual shit again , listened to music &talked to grace all throughout chink , i think the teacher got a bit annoyed cause we were kinda loud. i blame eric. (: hes sucha bladdy bitch , he wrote a reminder thing on my phone saying -  ” go on a freaking diet , cause youre so fat ! ” sucha nice friend. TT

at break , went over to emmes class to harrass her. i started looking through her phone &found this veddy interesting photo. started laughing hardout at it , havent laughed like that for ages. then grace started laughing hardout at me laughing ahaha. fucking love having them at chink. -happyface- emme called me &grace idiots. shes our bestfriend. D: spent the rest of our time just bitching. found out something from grace. so .. dear ms anonymous , if you wanna fucking hate me &grace then bitch about us behind our backs ; why dont you just fucking spit it out in our faces instead you fucking fake. if you dont like us , just dont say anything. or else youll get more haters on you. (: -breathes-

so now im just sitting here , attempting to study. but obviously procrastinating , again. -sighs- jacks being a bitch , not hepling me with study. TT he just complained to me about me blogging , cause i always bitch about him ahaha. dw , i still love you fag. no school tmr woo. gonna spend my whole day studying. i have no life , seroiusly. -looks down- shon has no life either , seriously.

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CHAPTER ONE – alex becomes master.

the grandma of the name alex tran stared at the fat hideous rabbit for 69hours ,
and had decided to take it back home to eat.
however when he used the x-ray machine to find how much meat there is ,
he found that 99.999996% of it was made of fat.
so alex had decided to train that fat ugly rabbit till it gets alot of muscles to eat ,
alex Master had decided to call this fat thing christine ,
and the training had started ever since ..

even when my world comes crashing down ;
ill be fine , as long as your by my side.

no work today. woke up at like 8 &msn’d till now. bros +fucking mums out at their birthday party atm. im the worlds bestest sister , not going to bros birthday party ahaha. long weekened , gonna spend my time studying. yes christines studying , surprise surprise. im gonna prove my parents wrong , no matter waht. mm dont feel like blogging anymore .. grace &john , thank yous for being there.

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PROLOGUE

once upon a time there was a grandma who went out to go kill some rabbits ,
however when she went and found a rabbit ,
she noticed that it was orgasmic and had been tring to ” poo ” ,
however only an egg came out ,
and after 69 seconds a retarded fat rabbit of the name christine (ning) was born.
- by shon.

note from christine : that son of a bitch hacked my account &wrote that LOLOLOL.

i know im not perfect , and my life isnt either ;
but with you in my life , its pretty damn close.

once upon a time. there was a girl named chrissie , who fucking loves shotaro kobayashi &they lived happily ever after. ( L ) end of story. goodbye , come again.

oh btw , everyone should go toan. according to toan , its healthy to toan twice a day. ps , toan is wank LOLOL. according to toan ( the real person LOL ) franks a sexy kid , in the future , people will be toaning to frank. -hits head on table- &also , fuck you frank , go toan on someone elses face like chomuda. kay bye , going to toan. :$

im not looking for more ;
i already got it all , i got you.

rahhhh. i has forgetton waht happened during school. played 13 with nelson +danphan for the first time today &i won. -runs around- mm harrassed lee +jack throughout psych then during dt jack got owned by the teacher only cause he opened my lunchbox LOLOLOL. during bio jack showed me this video where these men were shoving a lollipop into this other mans asshole , its so fucking gross.  its currently 805pm &according to jack , its his golden hour time .. for wanking. hope your having fun. -shoves lollipop up jacks ass-

on the way to busstop in the arvo. me and shon saw -insert name- walking to the busstop also &we were fully not happy ,  cause we didnt want -insert name- to catch the same bus as us. then when we got to the busstop -insertname- already left so we were like wanting to celebrate LOL. aw man we’re so mean. 8D i hope -insert name- never catches my bus again , or i swear ill um do something.

jap today was fucking hilarious. cbf going into details but yeah taxed so many coffee lollies off grace. gave her a whole stack of my comics , bladdy bitch i had to carry it around during school. -sighs- she finaaaaaally remember to return my koizora books +gimme songs. gosh i love you. ( L ) kuroda was really nice today , we played games for most of the lesson. there was this jap chick today in class also , i think she was learning how to become a teacher. anderson was hitting on her. -kinkyface- but yeahs , jenny +grace both said she looked like shon. shon looks like a girl ahahaha. but yeahs , i didnt think so. D: exam blocks start next week. -activates self destruction button- my fingers are really tired now , gonna go read koizora again laters , cant be effed with any homework today , goodbye.

&i really dont care what all the others think might happen ,
cause i know that with every bit of me , all i want is you.

i riked today , kinda , actually not really. spent the whole morning just sitting there on shon talking. then dt. for the whoooole time listening to music with jack &then started watching mv’s off his laptop. there was this one mv which was so fucking sad ; kiss – because im a girl. watch it , youll cry. TT did my mando speaking test today , i completely forgot about it LOL. but yeahs , it was alright. (: jack was abnormaly nice to me today , you should be like that everyday you fag ehehehe. i forgot waht happened during lunch. um eat , scab &eat more ? mmhm kay anyways then double psych was lame. me &jack basically spent the whole time just snapping webcam screen shots of each other ROFL. forgot waht happened after. D:

mm after school , was meant to go to this korean lesson with shon +the grade 11 dudes. but then it turned out with us watching this psych presentation thingo which included dogs &drugs ahaha. me and shon decided to leave before it even started LOL. spent the rest of the time on the hill. ohohoho. caught the bus , the whole bus was filled with some blue dress school. they all got off at indro shopping center then straight after a whole heap of nigs got on. im not being racist stfu , just easier to explain who they were .. i guess ? D: it was pretty much a whole bus trip wasted. -sigh- this woman / girl wahtever was putting on makeup. she had a pencil &was poking the mascara thing then rolling the pencil around her lips , waht kind of makeup is that ? D:

after i got home. got 8 fucking prank calls continuously &the numbers were different each time. fucking lame shit people. whoever did that , go fucking get a life. the voices were definitely not someone i know , sounded extremely actually no , exactly like the nigs who were on my bus in the arvo , the fuck ? how the hell did they get my number anyways , they knew my name also. =\ mm whoever it was just called again &said sorry wtf. if i get anymore after i type this , its time for some serious matter. -sharpens knives- anywho , gonna spent the rest of my night doing english commentary &then im going tutor. wooo , how fun. -shoots self in head-

you’re the one ive been searching for
the one ill forever adore.

short post , cbf today. didnt even want to go to school , but i still diddddd. it was alright , althought most of it was shit . if it wasnt for like shon jack lee , today wouldve been the shittest day ever. fucking love yous. ( L ) altho jacks sucha bitch to me , but oh well. bffl you faggot , actually nah. ohohoho. okay cant be effed already , ill post properly tomorrow. (:

&baby im forever in love with you.

first day of winter &first day of june , half of a year gone already. i really miss my primary +year 8 days. back then , everything was so simple. i really wish i could just rewind back to those times. but yeah hmm got pinched &punched so many times today , i swear my arm would like just fall of if you tug it hard. i was so high this morning , dont know why. just felt really happy. -runs around- i finally did my english oral today. didnt even want to do it today , lee fucking chose me to do it after her. i really felt like crying. but oh well , i guess i should thank lee. finally got it over &done with. -sighs of relief-

did nothing much in cas but sleep on the floor. basically lied there for the entire time next to jack &lee. lee was watching a movie , once again.  fucking jack made me step on some dog shit. he wrapped his jumper around my head then pushed me into it.  i really wanted to slam his head onto the floor hard &get some fat kid to squish it.  i told him that i was gonna make a hate blog about him but since im too nice you knowwwww , i wont. feel grateful kid. ohohoho.

nothing much happened in bio , usual shit. did some prac on strawberry dna. it looked like some white fairy floss. D: mm stayed after school until like around 5 , shon stayed back with me too. (: i was supposed to go tutorials , since dad like forced me too. but instead just sat on the hill with shon. ( L ) walked to busstop , &saw andre. (: it was like , fucking dark , fucking freezing &most of all , i was fucking starving +tired. TT back home nows , dad just went out to buy dinner. i cant wait till hes back. 8D too tired to type now , goodbye.